I hereby christen thee, Sir Website
Hmmm… Now I just need to think of something good to say. Let’s see here. Ah, I know: Gee, don’t you all think that NASA sure is taking a long time to produce an alien. They’ve been making us promises for years, spending my hard-earned money, and we still ain’t got one measley space creature or telekinesis. If we shut down the space program we’d have enough money to blow up a thousand Iraq’s.
There, that should do it.
Category: Thoughts