10 ways in which I am equal or greater than a sandwich
1. Fruitopia
2. The Unbearable Lightness of Being Earnest Goes to Camp
3. Smackdown
4. Table-Tennessee Williams
5. Snakes on a Black Soul Plane Moan
6. “Shouldn’t we tell someone?”
7. “No. We can never tell anyone about this. And if you do, Pete, I swear I’ll kill you, man.”
8. Britches of Madison County
9. Hole wheat bread is missing something.
10. I have never been eaten by a sandwich.
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