http://www.joehartzler.com Doer of Amazing Feats Mon, 24 Nov 2008 01:42:08 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Clearly I'm not the first to notice, hence the Tumblr blog, but it struck me a moment ago, while staring at my facebook page, the way time and information tumble through the internet like days passing, but at an uneven pace. (Small digression here, ... http://www.joehartzler.com/2008/11/23/mouth-of-the-river-facebook/ The man on the stand he wants my vote He’s runnin’ for office on a ballet note He’s out there preachin’ in front of the steeple Tellin’ me he loves all kind of people He’s eatin’ bagels He’s eatin’ pizza He’s eatin’ chitlins Bob Dylan "I Shall Be Free" from Freewheelin' Bob Dylan http://www.joehartzler.com/2008/09/18/my-friend-bob-on-the-election/ 2:16 a.m. I think of you as I arrive home and shimmy into the tiny parking space between Jaun's truck and the trash cans. A cat flickers twice, once for each headlight, then disappears down the path under the tiny fruit tree toward the Guatemalan's house. I shut ... http://www.joehartzler.com/2008/07/24/glum-thoughts-are-tired/ http://www.joehartzler.com/2008/04/26/my-portfolio-has-tripled-since-the-housing-bubble-burst/ http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/21855 http://www.joehartzler.com/2008/02/09/broadcasters-viral-video-of-the-day/ http://www.joehartzler.com/2008/02/07/89/ Yep, that's right. 200frickin'8. We are officially living in the future. Well, live it up folks, what with your iPhones and high-speed porno tapes, because the apocalypse is just around the corner. http://www.joehartzler.com/2008/01/05/two-thousand-frickin-eight/ This is an old favorite I wrote for The Aviso, the Malone College newspaper under the pen name, "Flattop Do-Gooder." I think its an especially effective piece when published on the internet. Everyone loves a good urban legend. We’ve seen everything from Big Foot to Weapons of ... http://www.joehartzler.com/2007/09/04/the-internet-fact-or-fiction/ 1. Fruitopia 2. The Unbearable Lightness of Being Earnest Goes to Camp 3. Smackdown 4. Table-Tennessee Williams 5. Snakes on a Black Soul Plane Moan 6. "Shouldn't we tell someone?" 7. "No. We can never tell anyone about this. And if you do, Pete, I ... http://www.joehartzler.com/2007/06/05/10-ways-in-which-i-am-equal-or-greater-than-a-sandwich/ It was Carl’s funeral, Nanny’s husband… er, special friend. My great-grandmother, Nanny… what was her real name? Sheesh, I knew her for… 10 years… is that how old I was when Nanny died? Oh, I am a terrible person. I don’t remember how old I was. ... http://www.joehartzler.com/2007/05/29/only-leather-shoes-in-the-death-room/